Monthly Archives: August 2022

Some people just want a fight. That’s all. You can feed into their logic to no end, you can answer all their questions, you can be nice as pie (pizza pie!), but at the end of the day they just … Continue reading →

Buffalo Chicken Pizza. It’s right there. So close I can smell it. Obviously I can smell it, BuffChx Pizza wanders into everyone’s nostrils whenever it’s near. Invitation or not, the seductively spicy aroma is coming for you. But you’re not … Continue reading →

What do you listen to when you do art? Right now, I have myself some Hong Kong Beach Waves for the next 9 hours. I have no intention of writing that long. It’s Friday night and as much fun as … Continue reading →

There’s something about exercising at night that flexes your muscles so much harder. You get a better pump. You burn more calories. You lift 5,000 more pounds. You feel more accomplished… you know why? Because you did it at the … Continue reading →

There’s a green monkey that sits in front of me. He sits there with his eyes closed and his nipples pointing directly at me. It’s like they’re his 3rd and 4th eyes. Why do they have to make eye contact … Continue reading →

The blank page is daunting. There’s few things that are more intimidating than an empty page, an empty title, and empty time… all of which need to be filled with writing. “What am I supposed to write about?” “Should there … Continue reading →

There are certain acts that prove what type of fellow human being we are. For instance, take a look at the shopping carriages left strewn about a parking lot. Are you the type of person that leaves your cart wherever … Continue reading →

I’m sitting in this chair wearing a chip clip on my face like a goddamned earing because I had my ear drained of all the fluid that kept building up. The problems grapplers have to grapple with. I wanted to … Continue reading →