Author Archives: krisoakey

About krisoakey

Simply a man playfully chasing enlightenment while encouraging others to join him through mockery, logical anomalies, and hand holding...LOTS of hand holding

Fuggit Friday

That’s right. Fuggit. Fuggetaboutit. Fug. Let’s hit on 5 things that I’m chewing on and pretend that Tim Ferriss and a handful of other content creators don’t already do a much better job of. FOOTBALL – It’s back. Preseason football … Continue reading

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The Creation vs. Consumption scale

Oh shit, writer’s block. Sitting in front of the screen with a million thoughts running through your head but none of them really feel tangible. They’re like taunting, little kids in a game of tag with their thumbs in their … Continue reading

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Wheels on the bus go round and round

It’s confusing. You would think as you greatly improve in almost everything in your life, that the “almost” part would be pulled up with it, right? Wrong. I can seemingly get fairly decent at a ton of aspects in my … Continue reading

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An Ode to Blue Collar Life

We are different people, you and I. My name is Kris, yours is Poopie McFartypants. No takesie-backsies. Our conditions are different. Our lives leading up to this moment have been dramatically different. Our life experiences, perspectives, our bowel movements… all … Continue reading

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The Artist vs. The Critic or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRS9Gek4V5Q&t=309s This video is absolutely beautiful and 100% worth your 9 minutes. It serves as such a strong reminder that we owe it to the world to be creating. Ethan goes off a tangent from Allen Ginsberg’s story of “Playing … Continue reading

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5 Friday bites of nom’s

We all have shit to do, so let’s make this one a short one, shall we? It is Friday after all. Tim Ferriss does a “Five Bullet Friday” which I’ve been reading for years, so I’ll do something similar because … Continue reading

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Ok “Sally,” Give me a Scoop of the Strawberry

You do you. Just a reminder, that you doing you the way you want to do you, will make it so that others that are doing themselves, may not want to do you. That’s okay though, you doing you authentically … Continue reading

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That Veronica Vaughn is One Fine Piece of ACE

I pulled out a few notebooks and books this morning as I felt re-energized about some topics that really grabbed my attention years ago. Not only did they just grab my attention, but they changed my perspective on life. Learning … Continue reading

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Build The Wall

When we prioritize our moments, our days, our weeks, our months, our years, our lives… what’s going to come first? Is it going to be the all might dollar? Is it going to be some faux status we’re chasing at … Continue reading

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Monday can eat a fat one. Seriously. It doesn’t matter what you have going on today. It could be your day off and you’re on vacation in the Caribbean and you’re being fed pizza and monkeys are doing the salsa … Continue reading

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