Author Archives: krisoakey

About krisoakey

Simply a man playfully chasing enlightenment while encouraging others to join him through mockery, logical anomalies, and hand holding...LOTS of hand holding

One last storm…

Posted on August 24, 2021 by krisoakey

Before the storm, there’s a calm… Within that calm is even a sense of anxiety… a suspenseful “wait.” There’s something big coming, looming in a distance of time. Will it bring excitement? Will it bring disaster? Are we prepared? Was … Continue reading →

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Don’t Lose your Dinosaur

Posted on March 30, 2021 by krisoakey

There’s something so interesting about little kids. Their naivety and ignorant attitude towards everything is beautiful. They want to become astronauts, scientists, football players, garbage truck drivers, conductors of trains… you name it, they want to make that dream happen. … Continue reading →

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The Process is in Motion

Posted on February 3, 2021 by krisoakey

I want to write a book. Goddamn, I’ve wanted to write one forever. Since I was a kid spending countless days in my room losing myself in worlds that were created in my mind from words on a page, I’ve … Continue reading →

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Stay Stoic and Carry On

Posted on January 15, 2021 by krisoakey

I put shit off. I put putting shit off… off. I am the KING OF PROCRASTINATION… BOW TO ME PEASANTS! Not now though… later. I don’t feel like it right now. I’m busy playing on my cell phone. Some days, … Continue reading →

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One Day at a Time

Posted on December 8, 2020 by krisoakey

It’s been months since I last posted anything, but thought about it almost daily. For some reason, trying to stick to so many self-imposed rules and goals became terribly overwhelming in such “unprecedented times.” There was no governing board that … Continue reading →

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Good behavior, please.

Posted on April 18, 2020 by krisoakey

I went to school for criminal justice and legal studies … and parties. Definitely double majored in parties, but who didn’t? What we learned (in the actual schooling) in CJ was about different types of criminals and prisoners, amongst many … Continue reading →

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Keep swimming…

Posted on April 16, 2020 by krisoakey

Today didn’t start until 9:30am. It’s probably the latest I’ve slept in since … well, I can’t remember the last time I slept so long. Last night I not only drank “sleepytime tea” but I also had 2 “nighttime formula … Continue reading →

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Sent to my room

Posted on April 16, 2020 by krisoakey

Review of yesterday – An escape. It was an escape from the reality that the globe is facing a pandemic, the economy is taking a stinky shit all over the place, and you’re basically stuck at home until further notice. … Continue reading →

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One boring little Tuesday

Posted on April 15, 2020 by krisoakey

Today’s post is going to be a look into my day to day life in this quarantine. How I’ve been operating, what my thoughts look like as the day progresses, etc. Let’s get started, shall we? 8am – I’m awake … Continue reading →

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Still posted….

Posted on April 12, 2020 by krisoakey

10 minutes. That’s all I’ve got tonight. Technically, I’ve already missed my deadline, but I think in a global pandemic I can give myself a little slack. We watched the movie Parasite. If you want something to keep you in … Continue reading →

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