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Part Roku
Firmly grasped, the knife slid across the table, dragging his fist along with it. Ed didn’t want to do it, not at all, and complained to himself like an annoying 5 year old with an anger problem turning red in … Continue reading
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Tagged creative, fiction, fruit flies, goats, japanese, nonsense
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Part Phive
Ed was an average heighted dude and constantly dressed both for style and function – Under Armour and Oakley tended to be his go-to’s. With a shaved head topped upon his reasonably athletic build, he was constantly asked if he … Continue reading
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Tagged dark, fiction, firmly grasp it, patrick, recorrect the course, self doubt
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Part FOOOOOORE
Ed and Nicole had been together for over 10 years at this point. They were each other’s best friend. Not codependent upon one another, but they made a great team between the two of them. She was young when he … Continue reading
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Tagged creative, goats, halloween horror, seduction, witches
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Part Twee!
Was it a dream? ‘Course it was. How many edibles did I eat last night? Did I bring the mushrooms…? No, I left those at home. Okay, so definitely a dream. Maybe some weird energies floating around these woods. Thank … Continue reading
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Tagged creative writing, freedom, monkeys
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Part 2
“Fucking goats? Really?” Their names were Salt and Pepper, but there was really no telling any difference between the two… unless you were some sort of certified goat expert. The pair of big-eared and big-bearded animals wandered about their fenced … Continue reading
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Tagged creative writing, evil goats maybe, goats, the berkshires
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Ramblings for the 3 Day Weekend
Monday huh? Fuck it, talk to me when it’s Tuesday. There’s something about cruising through the weekend with your foot on the pedal, experiencing life and all it has to offer like a whale eating mackerel. Fast paced workouts, grabbing … Continue reading
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Tagged 3 day weekend, 4 day workweek, garfield, lasagna, life is short, time management, work life balance
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Guilty as charged
Guilt. Why is there always guilt? A guilty pleasure. A sense of guilt playing a game on a weekday evening. Having a wank, as the Brits call it. Are we conditioned to feel this? Is this something we’re born with? … Continue reading
Mid-life Report
Confession time: I’m 36 years old and 4 weeks at the moment of writing this. That means that roughly 341,400 hours of my life have passed. Now, let’s reflect upon that. There are some accomplishments I’m proud of. Bachelors Degree (somehow), various martial arts accomplishments, nice apartment, my best friend has been my partner for over 10 years, mindfully I feel sound… I guess I’m just genuinely happy with where I’m at considered the state I was in at the 150,000 mark (18ish). So what now? The stage is set, where do we go? Continue reading
Fuck it. :)
Routine, habits, discipline… this is how you reach SUCCESS! EVERY DAY you need to grind and put in that 80 hours a week sacrificing anything even remotely enjoyable. Have a 6-pack, make 6 figures a MONTH, and drive a Bugatti. … Continue reading
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Tagged artist, awareness, grateful, meditation, mental health, phuck-it day, pizza, self improvement, vacation days, vacations
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