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Focus… your focus need more focus. Continue reading
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Tagged achievements, focus, focus need more focus, goals, GROWTH, mr. miyagi, pick one, self growth, stagnation
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Paralysis by Analysis
“I’m a perfectionist.” You’ve heard it before and it probably had some sort of condescending tone to it, didn’t it? Like some white girl bullshit with that weird, yet stereotypical sideways head nod and the eyebrow raise paired with a … Continue reading
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Tagged 75 percent is better than 0, dirty dishes, get to work, perfectionism, self help
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Moving forward…
Writing fiction is similar to writing non-fiction – there’s this semblance to some true situation or feeling that you’re trying to explain without being bluntly straight-forward or an absolute doofus. That’s right – doofus. One of those strange words that … Continue reading
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Tagged fiction vs nonfiction, introspective, penis, self analysis, self criticism, self improvement, selfish
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FIN
*SLAP* Nicole stared at him. He looked lost. The gaze was a million miles away but directly into the swirly vapor of steam arising from the black, fairly bitter smelling juice that had been poured into the typical white mug. … Continue reading
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Tagged creative writing, evil goats, evil midgets, evil witches, fiction
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Part Roku
Firmly grasped, the knife slid across the table, dragging his fist along with it. Ed didn’t want to do it, not at all, and complained to himself like an annoying 5 year old with an anger problem turning red in … Continue reading
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Tagged creative, fiction, fruit flies, goats, japanese, nonsense
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Part Phive
Ed was an average heighted dude and constantly dressed both for style and function – Under Armour and Oakley tended to be his go-to’s. With a shaved head topped upon his reasonably athletic build, he was constantly asked if he … Continue reading
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Tagged dark, fiction, firmly grasp it, patrick, recorrect the course, self doubt
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Part FOOOOOORE
Ed and Nicole had been together for over 10 years at this point. They were each other’s best friend. Not codependent upon one another, but they made a great team between the two of them. She was young when he … Continue reading
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Tagged creative, goats, halloween horror, seduction, witches
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Part Twee!
Was it a dream? ‘Course it was. How many edibles did I eat last night? Did I bring the mushrooms…? No, I left those at home. Okay, so definitely a dream. Maybe some weird energies floating around these woods. Thank … Continue reading
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Tagged creative writing, freedom, monkeys
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Part 2
“Fucking goats? Really?” Their names were Salt and Pepper, but there was really no telling any difference between the two… unless you were some sort of certified goat expert. The pair of big-eared and big-bearded animals wandered about their fenced … Continue reading
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Tagged creative writing, evil goats maybe, goats, the berkshires
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