Author Archives: krisoakey

About krisoakey

Simply a man playfully chasing enlightenment while encouraging others to join him through mockery, logical anomalies, and hand holding...LOTS of hand holding

TGIF….?

Captains log, day #952 We’ve been at sea for what feels like decades. I’m forgetting what people’s faces look like. The seas have been turbulent and unforgiving. We had to kill Jim. Yup, Jim’s dead. Not really sure how he … Continue reading

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The Watchmen is a great movie

I always felt like when someone turned the race course backwards and considered it “different” was a cop out. Really? Just turn it around and now it’s all super different? Welp, I guess I’m starting to see the light. When … Continue reading

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What about the greatest competitive eater…?

I’m living in the Dave Matthews song “Too Much.” Seriously. “I eat too muchI drink too muchI want too muchToo much“ Yup. Pretty accurate. The food journal is helping me reduce my amount of eating and drinking, but I’d be … Continue reading

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No more writing before lunch

I did it. I started a food journal. Enough was enough. Being at home all day waiting for the world to come back into order has allowed me too much time and freedom to go into my fridge and eat … Continue reading

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…then consider me Myles Davis

I’ve watched many, many movies in my life. Way too many. Some multiple times just to really get the feel for the cinematic subtleties that the cast and crew worked diligently on. The camera angles, the quirks of the characters, … Continue reading

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What if…

It happened. I spent my Saturday afternoon in a full-on downward spiral of “what if’s.” What if I have it? What if we don’t recover from this? What if I give it to someone else? What if the Kool-Aid man … Continue reading

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A Thank You note for Ice Cube

There are 2 ways to look at all this excessive time we have on our hands now. We just need to find something to do to kill time. This will all blow over and we can get back to our … Continue reading

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What to drink tonight…

Man, I love alcohol, but I really don’t love alcohol. Such a love hate relationship. It’s a social lubricant, makes the dullest of times even a little more exciting, and it makes me feel funny in my pants. It helps … Continue reading

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Food Porn

I miss sandwiches. 2 pieces of bread, a ton of meats, cheese, condiments, veggies (if there’s room). Cutting it down the middle, diagonal always seemed erotic to me. Plate it with a bunch of salt and vinegar or BBQ chips, … Continue reading

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Quarantined in a Creative Prison

Eeks. Over a month since my last post. Okay, I’ll admit it – I cracked. My discipline shifted into a job that required a lot of my attention and energy Tuesday-Saturday. Sunday and Monday I had time to write and … Continue reading

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