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Sex Sells… but we don’t always have to purchase
Mirror mirror on the wall. Who’s the prettiest of them all? Wasn’t that almost like an Aesop Fable? A story that at the end you learned not to be obsessed with your appearance? Sure, we all want to look relatively … Continue reading
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Tagged attention, duck lips, instagram, self improvement, sex, sports bras
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Working Stiff.
I got a job. CEO of Buncha’ Bullshit LLC… Waiting tables and bartending. I’ve spent very little time doing either, but one thing has become very clear to me: they are only placeholders. I’m excited to put some money in … Continue reading
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It’s not you….it’s me. I promise. My wolves are hungry.
Shaking. Quivering. Shallow breaths. Nerves. Anxiety. Adrenaline. It’s all starting to subside now. About 30 minutes has passed and I’m finally able to quell my over-analytical mind from thinking about the worst. Always – it jumps right to the worst … Continue reading
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Tagged 2 wolves, anxiety, confidence, courage, fake it until you make it, fear, social anxiety
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Obligatory GIVE THANKS ON THANKSGIVING cliche… that works.
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddamnit. Windows has crashed all of 2 or 3 times on me, one of them being when I was halfway done with this post. But, I guess I’m thankful that we have Windows to operate on… I guess. I like … Continue reading
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Tagged grateful, hill sprints and edibles, self improvement, thanksgiving, time to celebrate
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The Gatekeeper
He took a deep breath, pulling air down low from his already tightened belt, making sure he filled his lungs. His armor expanded around his body, his skin was covered in goosebumps for the moment that was to come. He … Continue reading
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Tagged conquer your demons, creative writing, move forward, self improvement
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Netflix for Jobs
Money, money, moneeeeeeey…. MOOOONEEEEEEY! Unfortunately, we can’t live without it. Unless you’re some crazy and wild person that can survive in the arctic with nothing but warm clothing and a hatchet, you’re going to have to earn it and spend … Continue reading
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Tagged amazon, chase your dreams, have extra money?, throw shit, work from home, writing job
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Game…time Reminders!
Gamechanger? Eh… that’s a little ambitious. Habit forming? Hopefully. Healthier? Yup. Delicious? Most of the time. A reminder. YES, thank you! I’m not going vegan, but after watching the documentary The Game Changers, I’ve realized that I’m eating too much … Continue reading
Get back up
Failure. Disappointment. Depression. Anxiety. Hot sauce that must have all the scollville units which I’m starting to believe is a metaphor for an army of fiery little microorganisms that chisel away everything in the way of your digestive track and … Continue reading
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Get Shit Done
The French Press (yes, capitalized) needs to be cleaned. I need to shower. I need to move my car before I get a ticket. I need to find matching socks, but the clothes need to be folded. There’s so much … Continue reading
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