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About krisoakey

Simply a man playfully chasing enlightenment while encouraging others to join him through mockery, logical anomalies, and hand holding...LOTS of hand holding

Get Shit Done

The French Press (yes, capitalized) needs to be cleaned. I need to shower. I need to move my car before I get a ticket. I need to find matching socks, but the clothes need to be folded. There’s so much … Continue reading

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We all need some sort of a guidebook…

Freedom is an ideal this country was founded on, it’s all something we truly want. Why does everyone work their ass off? So they can have enough money to have some goddamned freedom. Well, that’s what I’ve always thought. Some … Continue reading

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Leave the Bullshit Behind

Live a bullshit free life – unapologetically. That means we don’t adhere or subscribe to the bullshit power plays, manipulation, fake “how are you’s.” There’s too little time in this life for it. Fuck it. Surround yourself with people that … Continue reading

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Do it and Do it NOW

This is a short one. The message should be short and sweet. Whatever it is that you’ve told yourself you couldn’t do for X Y and Z reasons, find a way to do it now. Not later today, tomorrow, or … Continue reading

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“…Say the things he truly feels And not the words of one who kneels.”

“Welcome to my office, Kris. Have a seat,” says the bossman. “Thank you, sir. It’s a pleasure to be here and can I say, I’m just grateful for the opportunity. I plan to do some great things here,” I promised … Continue reading

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Hard Work + Genius Idea + ??? = Profit … = Time.

Time is money… right? Okay, so then Money should ALSO equal Time… right? For some it does … for me, I want it to. It HAS to. Shouldn’t we work hard enough to have a couple nice things but prioritize … Continue reading

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Saturday Night Smiles

Saturday evening and I sit facing a computer screen.. 2, actually (dual monitors – nerdbrag) with my back facing the vibrant Plymouth Waterfront. My headphones are on, pumping some Tool via a spotify playlist, trying to drown out the waterfront … Continue reading

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Hello world!

Welcome to WordPress.com. After you read this, you should delete and write your own post, with a new title above. Or hit Add New on the left (of the admin dashboard) to start a fresh post. Here are some suggestions … Continue reading

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