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What if…

It happened. I spent my Saturday afternoon in a full-on downward spiral of “what if’s.” What if I have it? What if we don’t recover from this? What if I give it to someone else? What if the Kool-Aid man … Continue reading

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A Thank You note for Ice Cube

There are 2 ways to look at all this excessive time we have on our hands now. We just need to find something to do to kill time. This will all blow over and we can get back to our … Continue reading

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What to drink tonight…

Man, I love alcohol, but I really don’t love alcohol. Such a love hate relationship. It’s a social lubricant, makes the dullest of times even a little more exciting, and it makes me feel funny in my pants. It helps … Continue reading

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Food Porn

I miss sandwiches. 2 pieces of bread, a ton of meats, cheese, condiments, veggies (if there’s room). Cutting it down the middle, diagonal always seemed erotic to me. Plate it with a bunch of salt and vinegar or BBQ chips, … Continue reading

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Quarantined in a Creative Prison

Eeks. Over a month since my last post. Okay, I’ll admit it – I cracked. My discipline shifted into a job that required a lot of my attention and energy Tuesday-Saturday. Sunday and Monday I had time to write and … Continue reading

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Forward or Backwards: being still leads to stagnation.

The keyboard feels alien to me. I haven’t written a word in a week. I feel slow, my thoughts feel clogged, and this post feels bland and aimless. But my actions haven’t been. I’ve been focused elsewhere, on a new … Continue reading

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Before-Hill-Sprints Kris BHSK (for short, I guess) has no interest in running, going outside, or really doing anything besides eating, sleeping, and doing other activities of leisure. I would prefer to stay indoors, drink some more coffee, read, and then … Continue reading

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Fat people doing bicep curls

Fat people doing dumbell curls. No warmup, nothing prior, just straight to the dumbells. Stop it. Knock it off. I was going to use those. Give ’em back! *all said in a high school janitor’s voice* No idea what I’m … Continue reading

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I’m hungry.

I’ve entered day 2 of a couple day fast. The decision of whether it’ll be 3, 4, or 5 day hasn’t been made yet, but I really, really, really miss eating. Like – a lot. It’s not missed because of … Continue reading

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2020 – The Decade of Giving Zero Fucks

January 2nd, 2020. Just rolls right off the fingertips, doesn’t it? It’s a fresh start, a clean slate, a white piece of paper. It’s a brand new year and a brand new decade. This is your chance to leave the … Continue reading

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