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Forward or Backwards: being still leads to stagnation.

The keyboard feels alien to me. I haven’t written a word in a week. I feel slow, my thoughts feel clogged, and this post feels bland and aimless. But my actions haven’t been. I’ve been focused elsewhere, on a new … Continue reading

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Before-Hill-Sprints Kris BHSK (for short, I guess) has no interest in running, going outside, or really doing anything besides eating, sleeping, and doing other activities of leisure. I would prefer to stay indoors, drink some more coffee, read, and then … Continue reading

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Fat people doing bicep curls

Fat people doing dumbell curls. No warmup, nothing prior, just straight to the dumbells. Stop it. Knock it off. I was going to use those. Give ’em back! *all said in a high school janitor’s voice* No idea what I’m … Continue reading

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I’m hungry.

I’ve entered day 2 of a couple day fast. The decision of whether it’ll be 3, 4, or 5 day hasn’t been made yet, but I really, really, really miss eating. Like – a lot. It’s not missed because of … Continue reading

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2020 – The Decade of Giving Zero Fucks

January 2nd, 2020. Just rolls right off the fingertips, doesn’t it? It’s a fresh start, a clean slate, a white piece of paper. It’s a brand new year and a brand new decade. This is your chance to leave the … Continue reading

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10th Year Reflections

10 years of shit – good and bad shit. Just because it’s shit doesn’t mean it sways one way or the other, it’s just a fun way to generalize… shit. I’ve worked 4 jobs, 1 for 9 years. I managed … Continue reading

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Sex Sells… but we don’t always have to purchase

Mirror mirror on the wall. Who’s the prettiest of them all? Wasn’t that almost like an Aesop Fable? A story that at the end you learned not to be obsessed with your appearance? Sure, we all want to look relatively … Continue reading

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Working Stiff.

I got a job. CEO of Buncha’ Bullshit LLC… Waiting tables and bartending. I’ve spent very little time doing either, but one thing has become very clear to me: they are only placeholders. I’m excited to put some money in … Continue reading

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It’s not you….it’s me. I promise. My wolves are hungry.

Shaking. Quivering. Shallow breaths. Nerves. Anxiety. Adrenaline. It’s all starting to subside now. About 30 minutes has passed and I’m finally able to quell my over-analytical mind from thinking about the worst. Always – it jumps right to the worst … Continue reading

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Obligatory GIVE THANKS ON THANKSGIVING cliche… that works.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddamnit. Windows has crashed all of 2 or 3 times on me, one of them being when I was halfway done with this post. But, I guess I’m thankful that we have Windows to operate on… I guess. I like … Continue reading

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