Tag Archives: creative

Ooooooh yeaaaaaaaah. Oops!

Hours ago I was sitting in this very chair and, yet again, trying to formulate a thought about something or other. It could of been about being selfless, it could have been a self-depreciation of how I’m selfish, I really … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Fuggit Friday

That’s right. Fuggit. Fuggetaboutit. Fug. Let’s hit on 5 things that I’m chewing on and pretend that Tim Ferriss and a handful of other content creators don’t already do a much better job of. FOOTBALL – It’s back. Preseason football … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

The Creation vs. Consumption scale

Oh shit, writer’s block. Sitting in front of the screen with a million thoughts running through your head but none of them really feel tangible. They’re like taunting, little kids in a game of tag with their thumbs in their … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

An Ode to Blue Collar Life

We are different people, you and I. My name is Kris, yours is Poopie McFartypants. No takesie-backsies. Our conditions are different. Our lives leading up to this moment have been dramatically different. Our life experiences, perspectives, our bowel movements… all … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ok “Sally,” Give me a Scoop of the Strawberry

You do you. Just a reminder, that you doing you the way you want to do you, will make it so that others that are doing themselves, may not want to do you. That’s okay though, you doing you authentically … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

hygbujtyhgutbjngyhjtnbu

Monday can eat a fat one. Seriously. It doesn’t matter what you have going on today. It could be your day off and you’re on vacation in the Caribbean and you’re being fed pizza and monkeys are doing the salsa … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM p2.

This is a short one, I promise. Spent the last 90 minutes trying to figure out how to YouTube. I feel like a 70 year old man trying to figure out a smartphone while the screen is soooo zoomed in … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Part Roku

Firmly grasped, the knife slid across the table, dragging his fist along with it. Ed didn’t want to do it, not at all, and complained to himself like an annoying 5 year old with an anger problem turning red in … Continue reading

Posted in fiction, Goats, Flies, Berkshires, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Part FOOOOOORE

Ed and Nicole had been together for over 10 years at this point. They were each other’s best friend. Not codependent upon one another, but they made a great team between the two of them. She was young when he … Continue reading

Posted in fiction, Goats, Flies, Berkshires, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Quarantined in a Creative Prison

Eeks. Over a month since my last post. Okay, I’ll admit it – I cracked. My discipline shifted into a job that required a lot of my attention and energy Tuesday-Saturday. Sunday and Monday I had time to write and … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment